24
Status: Returning
Premiered: November 6, 2001
Last Aired: Still Airing
Show Categories:Action/Adventure, Drama
TV.Com Ratings Rank: 204 of 18,005
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11) When Kim discovers her mother is pregnant during the 2pm hour, she first thinks the rape (which just happened a couple hours ago) caused it. Um, Kim, honey, it takes longer than a handful of hours for a pregnancy to show up on a test, dumbass.
12) After the safehouse is attacked, Kim and her mother escape but then are separated. Left to her own devices, Kim refuses to trust Tony when he can't transfer her call to either Jack or Nina. That's atypically smart of Kim, actually, but she's back to being a fucking moron with her next move. Does she go to a police station? Nope. What about a crowded mall with hundreds of witnesses? Nope. Hmmm, well surely Kim (a very hot girl afterall) has plenty of other undead friends from school, right? No? Really? Not a single friend she can turn to for shelter for a couple hours? Well, maybe she doesn't want to endanger them. Okay, then how about her douchebag exboyfriend Vincent? (Jack called him looking for Kim early in this season) Since they're broken up nobody will think of that.
Naw, fuck it, just go to THE MAN WHO JUST KIDNAPPED YOU A COUPLE HOUR AGO! That's my Li'l 'Tard!
13) Okay, fine. Kim's at Rick's house. Okay, fine, Rick's hostile douchey girlfriend isn't enough to convince Kim this is a bad idea. What is Kim gonna do next? I know! Let's look through Dan's books for Gaines' phone number! That's how Kim can find her mother! Wait a minute, what? You mean the Gaines who's dead and already in police custody at the morgue? What the fuck good is his phone number going to do you?
14) Kim finally figures out that it's a bad idea to hang out in this skanky house, but even after she does she has a really long tedious time consuming conversation with Rick that culminates in a kiss ... all of which is just long enough to waste the last remaining seconds before Dan's doucheier brother Frank shows up. Frank immediately demands that Kim stay in the house until Dan comes back. Dan's dead, so it's going to be a while.
15) Kim's repeated demands to tell the raving and dangerous Frank that his brother is dead is almost as retarded as her continued insistence that Rick is anything more than a complete and total fucking LOSER.
16) Kim wastes so much time trying to convince Rick to sneak out of the house with her, she wastes her last chance to get out before all hell breaks loose.
17) An hour later, Kim is at the police station with Rick, Frank, and Rick's psycho girlfriend. Question: How big of a fucking moron do you have to be to not be able to talk yourself out of jail when your father runs CTU and everyone at that office knows you AND is looking for you? Three calm minutes of conversation and ANY of us would be out of there. And yet Kim blows it.
18) Kim again defends Rick to his girlfriend (who is trashing him) in the jail cell. When the girlfriend rightly points out that Kim is defending a man who kidnapped her earlier that day, Kim sticks to her retarded guns.
19) Kim sticks her neck out for no reason to defend Rick's douche girlfriend who has given her nothing but grief. I don't care that it worked and got her out of jail, it was STILL fucking stupid!
20) Kim gets kidnapped AGAIN. I don't care that it wasn't her fault, she's still a fucking moron!
(To Be Continued)
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I've recently started watching 24 and I was thinking the exact same thing. Kim Bauer is responsible for sooooo many bad things that happen to her family. All she had to do was act like a normal human being instead of an exaggerated horny teenager.
ReplyDeleteI just started this series on amazon prime. All I can say is die kim......just die. You never listen to Jack.....everrrr
ReplyDeleteI am watching 24 on Amazon on season 2 and I don't know why she keeps doing so many dumb things.....I think her characters sole purpose is to makes us yell at the TV.....I can't stop screaming at her.....like really no one is that dumb.
DeleteI still don't think Kim Bauer is annoying, I think you guys on the Internet especially other people on the Internet purposely your fused to understand the situation she was in throughout the series. What would you guys have done it if you or Kim Bauer in the situations that she was in the series? I understand reason number 12 though;she should have waited for a car from CTU to come pick her up from her destination and NOT go to ricks house and get involved with evil psycho franks drug deal. I still don't he how it Terry Bauer is annoying,what do people have against her?
ReplyDeleteOne of the most worthless characters on any tv show. The writers would've been fired if this show aired recently. Pretty much 90% of female characters on the show are portrayed as either annoying, stupid or underhanded.
ReplyDeleteOne of the most worthless characters on any tv show. The writers would've been fired if this show aired recently. Pretty much 90% of female characters on the show are portrayed as either annoying, stupid or underhanded.
ReplyDeleteYou should definitely continue working on this series. With season 2 I simply skip her parts. Kim Bauer, what a stupid dumbass.
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