Day 1: Stargate: Atlantis

Status: Ended
Premiered: July 16, 2004
Last Aired: January 9, 2009
Show Categories: Science Fiction, Action/Adventure
TV.Com Ratings Rank: 278 of 18,005
Episode: Inquisition
Season: 5
Aired: 10/24/2008
Episode Recap: When Sheppard and his team are brought to trial by a Coalition of human worlds for what they claim are crimes against the people of the galaxy, it's up to Woolsey's legal expertise to clear their names.

Episode Games: The Moral of The Story!

Hey, remember that time I started this blog by talking about The X-Files?

"But those dreams are shattered 90 seconds into the episode when darkness falls, Enya starts weeping, and ghosts fly out of the ground so they can stand in a circle and signal to us that yes, what we are about to receive is going to suck. And suck really really hard.

Roll opening credits, amen."

Yeah, that was great. Oh! And remember that time I talked about Once and Again?

"You know what I want for Christmas from my TV shows? Really really long discussions about how hard it is to make gingerbread houses from scratch. Hey everybody! Jump on my back and I'll fly you away to TVland where single mothers raising two kids, working full time, and dating a new boyfriend during the Christmas season have time to bake a fucking gingerbread house FROM SCRATCH! Mama Brady thinks that's off the chain."


Yeah man, that was really sweet! And remember that time I - ... what's that? What the hell am I doing? Oh, I'm doing a cheesy clip blog instead of a real blog entry. Which is exactly what this episode was! A cheesy fucking clip show! Or, as I like to call them: Fun With My Remote! Cuz that's what I do, fast forward though all the bs repeat stuff so I can enjoy such flashback causing dialogue as:

Dimas: Tell us about your first encounter with the Wraith.
Sheppard: Oh, okay, I see where this is going.

So do I! Straight into a flashback!

So what's the moral of this story? "There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but a cheesy clip show is a salted wound, that burns and burns again!"